June 2011
11 posts
Today is National HIV Testing Day →
iwasjustsayin:
usagov:
Learn why and where to tested.
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Tampa... you're gonna get plowed. →
May 2011
6 posts
April 2011
7 posts
March 2011
4 posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CELINE!
sodangerous:
missapples22:
Fucking Love this bitch. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GODDESS. <3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
February 2011
7 posts
post BTW = lose a follower.
iansnugwildlife:
LULZ Y U MAD THO?
Born this way.
January 2011
46 posts
Hey Jersey Shore:
If a girl punched me in the face, I’d punch her right back. Just sayin’.
i miss @capitalj78.
that’s all, really.
Morning Whispers
[We see @PLAIDAGENDA and ME chatting on Facebook. One is in his bed in Florida. One is on the couch in Massachusetts.]
@PLAIDAGENDA: make me eggs
ME: hush your mouth.
@PLAIDAGENDA: make me.
[Later...]
@PLAIDAGENDA: you and i both know we have problems apologizing to each other/admitting we were wrong
@PLAIDAGENDA: so don't you start with me
ME: you're right
@PLAIDAGENDA: i'm always right david
ME: except now we're 25 years old
ME: you weren't right the night you told me we were gonna hang out and never responded to my text
@PLAIDAGENDA: clouded judgement.
@PLAIDAGENDA: anyway
ME: I need to go to breakfast.
@PLAIDAGENDA: go to breakfast.
ME: Oh, and also...
ME: eat me.
@PLAIDAGENDA: sure.
I think I learn more now than I ever have before.
Ok, I'm not just asking...
I’m kinda telling you to “like” my company’s Facebook Page. Because then, you’ll be able to see what I do all day. :)
Thanks, cuties!
Typical of any farce, doors open and close. But the characters open the doors of...
– Greg Leaming, director of Boeing Boeing at Asolo Rep
Why WikiLeaks Matters →
lacedwithcement:
For balance, then, it’s important to review a small sample of what we have learned thanks to WikiLeaks since April and the release of the “Collateral Murder” US helicopter video, which showed the killing of two Reuters journalists, among others. It’s necessary to do this because most in the US media, after brief coverage, provided little follow-up. Consider the scope of even...
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A Proposal
[We see @plaidagenda and ME on their work computers, having a chat on Facebook. They are discussing Adele's music.]
ME: eh.
@plaidagenda: whatever david.
@plaidagenda: like you KNOW anything about music
ME: nothing at all.
@plaidagenda: i hate you.
ME: it's pretty but it gets a little boring.
@plaidagenda: cool.
ME: i hate you.
@plaidagenda: you know
@plaidagenda: we can get married here in boston